Jenn+Derrington

=JENN DERRINGTON= =media type="custom" key="27687297"= Jenn Derrington was born in Boston although she now resides in New York City. She describes herself as an omnisexual feminist wanderer, foodie, traveler, and gender rights activist. Her parents divorced when she was eight, and her mother, a lawyer, encouraged her to be a strong, empoweredwoman™.  She wrote for her school's newspaper and majored in communications in college. She traveled to India after she graduated(paid for by dad's alimony) and it "changed her life". With her tour guide, she and her wealthy, privileged friends imitated different prayer styles, tweeting about how each one was more soul-penetrating than the prior. She also engaged in tantric sex with strangers and "reinvented the female orgasm". She claims that it was during this trip that she was inspired to stop maintaining her body hair because it was empowering and beautiful. media type="custom" key="27687319"

Jenn Derrington: How was your vacation? Lily: It was fun, I had a nice time with my family. Jenn Derrington: I saw your instagram photos, Tunisia looks gorgeous! I think I liked, like, all of them. Lily: Yeah Jenn Derrington: That's definitely at the top of my to-go list. I've already been to India, Spain, and South Africa. Lily: You should definitely check it out. Jenn Derrington: You seem upset, what's wrong? Lily: Oh, nothing. Things just haven't been going well with Rob ever since I got back. Jenn Derrington: He's a misogynist. I just never said anything because I didn't want to be rude. You should break up with him immediately. I'm only looking out for your best interest. Lily: Oh, Jenn, what makes him a misogynist? Jenn Derrington: Well, obviously he's not making you happy, which means he does not value the interests of women. Lily: Come on Jenn, you're being a little harsh. I do love the guy... we've been together for three years. Jenn Derrington: I'm not being harsh. I'm being reasonable. Misogyny is so present in our society, we don't even realize that men are brainwashing us. They want girls to look like pretty little Barbies or they're fussy. It's all around us. Lily: I guess... Jenn Derrington: You should break up with him. I'm only trying to help you. You should break up with him and engage in casual sex with everybody else. Lily That's not really my thing, and I do love the guy, we have great sex. Jenn Derrington: You don't "love" him, he's just using that powerful word to abuse you. Has he ever raped you? Lily: What? No! Jenn Derrington: Don't be so sure of that. You see, a lot of things can be considered "rape". Are you sure that every single time that you've had sex that it was completely consensual? Lily: Yeah, he's my boyfriend. Jenn Derrington: That doesn't matter. 88% of women have been raped by their partner. It's sickening and almost always goes unreported. Lily: Rob never raped me. Jenn Derrington: If you've ever had sex with him when you were too intoxicated to consent, then that's rape and you should break up with him. Lily: I don't really drink. Jenn Derrington: Well, what about morning sex? 97% of women in say that their partners have initiated morning sex without their consent. If you didn't try to make him hard, then his erection is unwarranted. Lily: I'm pretty sure guys just wake up like that. Jenn Derrington: If they're dreaming dirty, misogynist dreams then maybe. Tommy's a guy, let's ask him. Jenn Derrington: Tommy, Lily's boyfriend is a rapist and she won't break up with him. Tommy: What?! Jenn Derrington: Don't you think she should break up with him? Tommy: Ugh, I don't know. Me and Harry just broke up. I cannot deal with breakup talk right now. Jenn Derrington: What!? Oh my god, no I LOVE YOU guys. You guys can't break up. You're like, perfect for eachother. Tommy: Jenn, I don't think so. He's twelve years older than me and I feel like we don't have much in common. And I caught him talking to his ex. Jenn Derrington: Age is just a number as long as both parties are consenting and over 18. There has got to be an explanation for why he was talking to his ex. Maybe something tragic happened in the ex's life and he or she is reaching out to Harry in need of a friend. Tommy: There were dirty texts and plans to meet at a motel room. Jenn Derrington: Maybe you should consider an open relationship. It is beautiful to explore sex with multiple partners. You and Harry will be happier this way. Tommy: We broke up though. Jenn Derrington: Oh my god, no! I am so not letting that happen. You guys are perfect and adorable. Not accepting it.
 * Jenn exits, enters room where Tommy is sitting*

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